She comes back a few minutes later with a bucket of soda and popcorn. She slithers down my row. When she gets to 6 people in she proceeds to dump her soda and popcorn on this couple in the row in front of us. They were soaked, I was laughing, she was apologizing. She sits back down to enjoy the movie and they get up and leave. Taking off their wet layers as they exit. I'm still giggling at the scene. They girls next to me seem mortified and hope nobody in the theatre assumes this Mob Wives looking clutz of a woman is with them.
5 minutes go by and the wet woman comes back to confront the lady. I assume she is asking for her to pay for her dry cleaning. I can hear the Mob Wife tell her "I already apologized" and the wet woman leaves.
Then the wet man comes back in his soaked undershirt. This gets heated "GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FACE I ALREADY SAID I'M SORRY. STOP BEING A 5 YEAR OLD" and he yells "NEXT TIME SIT IN THE FRONT ROW".
Who cares about George Clooney and his cheating coma wife, this is way more exciting!
I wanted her long finger nails to scratch off his face!
I wanted him to dump a soda on her!
Popcorn to fly!
The theatre to join in the "fight" chant I would start!
That didn't happen but man was I entertained. Only in New York.